me: *shows my friend a picture of a possum in a hat, expecting delight*
my friend: ew!
me:
show us the possum
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having an opinion on philosophy makes you a philosopher. even if you think philosophy is stupid and pointless, THAT’S A PHILOSOPHY. you can’t escape
suddenly Scotchtape’s comic makes sense to me
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your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks
wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”
stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year
uh oh
It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it
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hands down this is my favorite picture ever
The ancient cry has been answered:
can has
CAN HAS
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spiderman is so fucking funny dude saves like an entire country and then he goes home at the end of the day and opens his fridge and hes got like 1 egg and a half empty can of arizona tea no matter how old he is or what comic hes from thats just how peter parker lives
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via reddit.com
😂😂😂😂😂
It gets better
You ruined a perfectly good monkey is what you did. Look at it. It’s got Capitalism.
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STOP SUPPORTING JOHN MULANEY
I’m tired of people supporting he is a TERRIBLE PERSON
Like he LITERALLY SAW Tyler get pushed of the seesaw and didn’t do anything.FOR FUCKS SAKE HOW IS HE BETTER THAN A NAZI???S
STOP SUPPORTING HIM
So he saw what happened and he did nothing????
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